中学生英语手抄报内容

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中学生英语手抄报内容

中学生英语手抄报内容:英语笑话 English jokes

1. WifeYou see.According to te statistics on the paper 80% of those who have died of liver cancer have drunk alcoho.

HusbandIt's okey. To my investigation, all Thespeopleeat meals.

妻子:你看这张报纸,据统计,死于肝癌的人80%都是喝酒的。

丈夫:那有什么?据我调查,死予肝癌的人100%都吃饭的。

2.Mother Why are you jumping up and down

Tom I've just taken some medicine and I forgot to shake the bottle.

妈妈:你为什么不停地跳上跳下的? 汤姆:我刚吃完药,可我忘了先摇动瓶子了。

3.One evening I drove my husband's car to the shopping mall.

On my return, I noticed that how dusty the outside of his car was and cleaned it up a bit.When I finally entered the house, I called out.'The woman who loves you the most in the world just cleaned your headlights and windshield.'

My husband looked up and said, 'Mom is here?'

一天晚上我开着丈夫的车去购物,回来后发现车身沾满灰尘,于是擦洗了一阵。当我终于走进屋里时大声喊:“世界上最爱你的女人刚擦洗了你的车灯和挡风玻璃。”

丈夫抬头看了看,说:“妈妈来了?”

 


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